Kathy Griffin on the D-List and my shot at “Fame”

I was watching Top Chef on Bravo and shortly after the show ended, I saw Kathy Griffin’s, My Life on the D-List. I was never a really big fan of Kathy because I don’t think I ever really got to see her live standup. However, once I saw the marathon of episodes, I was hooked. She really gives the insight on fame and how fickle of a business it is at times. She seemed so real and is someone who has (and is) paid her dues in the comedy realm. When her father passed on the show, I was even choked up. But check out her show on Bravo, she’s not only funny, but genuine too.

I also joined this new website that allows you to “Blog your way to fame”. My friend Chrizzle showed me and at first I wasn’t too keen on the idea, but after looking at the competition…. I think I have a fair shot. Truthfully, it’s kind of sad to see how many people want to blog their way to fame. The majority are so boring, looking at their blogs causes me to fall asleep. Each time, I wake up from my keyboard having drooled over the entire thing. 

…. I know, I know, it’s disgusting (their blogs of course). I mean, who wants to hear grandpa blog about his sandpaper/saggy testicles touching his knee caps, c’mon! Anyway, click the icon below to send me on my way to fame (or at least 15 minutes of it, lol.)

Play the “Get Paris Hilton Out of Jail” Game!

I saw this game and knew I had to post it in my blog. The object of the game is to use the trampoline to help Paris jump over the jail wall. It’s a lot harder then it looks and there are several Paris heiresses to assist. Click here or the graphic above to play the game. Unfortunately I didn’t do well in the game, I preferred to leave her ass in jail.

No Water = Crap!

 

It’s offical, we have no water. One of the water pipes at the house sprang a leak forcing us to have the city shut off the water supply. Since they won’t get to it until Monday, we are without water. It stinks cause it’s hard to ask somoene, “Can I shower and shave at your house?!” when you already smell bad from the day before. Being day 2, it’s now even worse. I would ask some of my close friends but they are all away this weekend…. ALL OF THEM! What kind of crap is that?! The one time I really need a friend, I have none to call upon cause they are miles away! These are the times I wish I was back in Florida with my family. But oh well, I’ll have to make due. I’ve been trying to keep my mind off of it by working on(what will now be a shameless plug) my Bill Hader site. Today I made a new forum, check it out:

Right now I have to go finish my online music player. Does anyone know of an easy place to go to learn how to turn make a music playlist online? I’m trying to make a music playlist I can put on a website with uploading my own mp3s. Anyway, I’m out, peace!

My New Bill Hader Online website!

 

I’ve been working for the past 2 weeks on a fan site for the comedian Bill Hader from Saturday Night Live. I finally finished and I’m so relieved to be done; I’m excited for others to see it. I’ve done websites for business and organizations, but it has been so long since I have been able to make a site that I wanted to do. I was able to get creative with the graphics and I’m really proud of the final result. Please visit  by click here, BillHaderOnline.com or by clicking the banner below:

Any feedback is welcomed. Now I’m headed to bed so I can finally get some rest. Peace!

Conan Obrien – Triumph at the Tony Awards

I saw this hysterical comedy sketch on youtube, it was Triumph the insult comic dog at the Tony Awards. Check it out! [Update: The Youtube video was taken off so I found it somewhere else]

Paris Hilton goes back to jail!

Paris goes back to jail! WOW! This is some good reality soap opera TV. While I think she deserves to be in jail, I feel kind of bad for her. Her whole ordeal has been put under a microscope and I do think if she wasn’t a celebrity, she would have been allowed to do her time under house arrest. I made the graphic above because everyone kept saying she had her “Get out of jail” free card and so when she was sent back, she got her “Go to jail” card.

 …. I wish my life was like like Monopoly; buy hotels, pass GO, enjoy some free parking, etc.! Well anyway, hopefully Paris will roll a double and get herself out of jail… you never know.

But until then, she will just have to make do with trying to not chip her teeth on those penis-painted cell bars.

My 24th Birthday Party

 My 24th birthday was a blast. My friends did a great job in making my day special. I am truly blessed. The pic above is my friend Jenn laying one on me in celebration of turning 24 yrs old. I couldn’t ask for me more. We went to Chillis and then headed back to the house (Casa de Irondale) where we cut the cake. Here are some other pics of the night.

 Anyway, a fun time was had by all. Thanks to all my friends who came, it truly meant to a lot to me. Well, I’m off to bed and while I want to talk about Paris Hilton and her stunt on leaving jail early and now most likely headed back there… I will leave that for tomorrow. I’m interested in knowing what the judge decides and if he will hold the top official in the Sherrif’s office in contempt of court. I hope they do! What if next time Paris is reckless and it costs someone their life? Will she be put under house arrest cause she’s allergic to prison?! C’mon, be for real… she shouldnt get any type of a break. But anyway… that’s another day and another blog.

BTW, my favorite bday gift is my mom’s present to me. It’s a Willow Tree sculpture depicting the bond between a mother and son. I love it.

Anyway, I’m going to bed now to begin the job seach tomorrow!

My Birthday! – 24 years and counting!

I’M  24  YEARS  OLD  TODAY! 

It’s official: I’m the big 2-4. Sweet!! I know people say I’m still young… but I feel so old. Anyway, I’m just happy to be alive and I’m grateful to be surrounded by people who love me; every year, that number just grows. While I have no clue what my friends have planned tonight, I’m just looking forward to being in the company of my close circle of friends. I think birthdays are great because for that particular day, you really get a sense on how much you’re loved.

 Ok, enough of that mushy crap… did I mention… Paris Hilton is in jail?!

 While I don’t want to seem like I’m revelling in her misery, I do feel justice has been served. Especially to someone who has been so reckless. I hope this teaches everyone a lesson that no person is above the law, not even Ms. Hilton. I saw this article about her on TMZ.com which talked about her not being able to shave her legs. I thought it was pretty funny. click here to read it.

If you want to see what prison life is like for Ms. Hilton, then play this extremely funny game. Click the picture to play or click here.

Anyway, that’s it for me and this post. I’m off to go enjoy my day!

 Holla!

MTV Movies Awards – Sarah Silverman

I went to my friend Chris’house to watch the 2007 MTV Movie Awards hosted by Sarah Silverman. It was insanely funny and very controversial. She made reference to Paris Hilton and her voyage to jail. As the crowd applauded, the camera panned to Ms. Hilton sitting in the crowd. While she seemed to enjoy it at first, Sarah’s comments on Paris’ penis-painted jail bars didn’t sit too well with Ms. Hilton. See for yourself:

Ouch, but since I’m not a fan at all of Ms. Hilton, I won’t weep too much for the million dollar heiress. I’m happy Silverman roasted her, society needs to understand that she isn’t a role model for anyone. My biggest gripe her is that she flaunts sex, money, and irresponsibility and since she is a celebrity, she rarely has to suffer the consequences for her actions (like normal people would). Her reputation of being promiscuous and sleeping around sends the wrong image to young women. Consequences such as pregnancy and STDs are the outcomes of acting in that manner. With her going to jail, it serves as a lesson to others who idolize her. I’m 23 (24 this Tuesday, lol) and I see so many younger people trying to live the “Paris Hilton” lifestyle, well all I can tell you is: it’s not as glamorous as you may think and it’s not real life.

Well, now that I explained why I’m disgusted with Paris Hilton, it’s now time for a shameless plug for my friend’s site. Chris has a site dedicated to Sarah Silverman. It’s actually one of the main popular sites for her. Sarah herself as gone on to plug his website (on the Howard Stern show) because she likes it so much. Anyway, here’s his website:

Sarah Silverman Online

That’s all for me tonight. Did I forget to mention Paris Hilton must report to jail on June 5, which is my birthday…. what irony/great present! Going to bed tonight to register for classes tomorrow.

New Blog! …….sweet

I finally have my own blog, a place where I can go to vent my frustrations on the world. I had my live journal blog and my most recent, myspace blog. But just like the Jeffersons, I’m movin on up. To the east side….. I’m finally going to get a piece of that pie.

Anyway, I used to blog all the time but after awhile I felt it become this inward narcissistic focus. Is my life that important to write about everyday? Well, as much as I love myself and what I do [buff nails on shirt], not everyone is going to share that same sentiment. So I’m going to put this platform to good use.

While this blog will focus on myself from time to time, I will focus on world issues and things happening to our society. Things such as Iraq, U.S. Politics, and other important issues. As well as stupid ones such as, Paris Hilton, The View, Paris Hilton, new gadgets, and Paris Hilton….. cause I blame her for most of society’s problems.

Btw, Mom and Dad got me her cologne for men called “Paris Hilton: Just Me… for men”.  As I finished tearing off the wrapping paper I jumped for joy and held the box high up in the air screaming, “THANK YOU MOM AND DAD…. NOW I TOO CAN SMELL LIKE WHORE!” (Something I heard friend say when she got her perfume”. I guess it can work for guys too. When I sprayed it on myself, I had this sudden urge to grab my crotch and turn on my home-made camera…. I don’t know why.

 Anyway, going to bed tonight to get up for church early tomorrow.