New Blog! …….sweet

I finally have my own blog, a place where I can go to vent my frustrations on the world. I had my live journal blog and my most recent, myspace blog. But just like the Jeffersons, I’m movin on up. To the east side….. I’m finally going to get a piece of that pie.

Anyway, I used to blog all the time but after awhile I felt it become this inward narcissistic focus. Is my life that important to write about everyday? Well, as much as I love myself and what I do [buff nails on shirt], not everyone is going to share that same sentiment. So I’m going to put this platform to good use.

While this blog will focus on myself from time to time, I will focus on world issues and things happening to our society. Things such as Iraq, U.S. Politics, and other important issues. As well as stupid ones such as, Paris Hilton, The View, Paris Hilton, new gadgets, and Paris Hilton….. cause I blame her for most of society’s problems.

Btw, Mom and Dad got me her cologne for men called “Paris Hilton: Just Me… for men”.  As I finished tearing off the wrapping paper I jumped for joy and held the box high up in the air screaming, “THANK YOU MOM AND DAD…. NOW I TOO CAN SMELL LIKE WHORE!” (Something I heard friend say when she got her perfume”. I guess it can work for guys too. When I sprayed it on myself, I had this sudden urge to grab my crotch and turn on my home-made camera…. I don’t know why.

 Anyway, going to bed tonight to get up for church early tomorrow.